Wednesday, June 25, 2008

GRANDPA LYNN- THE SUPERHERO or This could only happen to me!


So today something happened to me that I'm sure you'll all say "It could have happened to anyone" but really, it couldn't have. It's like when I swallowed the pop top off the can of soda and everyone said "It could have happened to anyone" and when I asked if they'd ever heard of anyone doing that and of course they had to say no they hadn't. Or like say the other night when walking into the Pleasant Grove Rodeo I fell to the ground in front of the WHOLE grandstand and was covered with dirt and straw and everyone of course said the same thing again, but have any of you ever done something like that? Of course not!

So on to today. After a YW activity at the house I was cleaning up- we had several young children here who had been playing in the playroom which is really our third garage converted. About 5:15 I took a book back to the room and let the door close behind me. Now this isn't just a normal door- it's a door going from our entryway into the garage so it locks FROM THE OUTSIDE of the room- yes, that's right, the outside. I turned around to go out, but found the door locked. No problem you think, call on your cell phone which you always have with you, but it was on the kitchen table- ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR!!! For a brief moment I panicked (alright, for a good 5 minutes), then slammed against the door with my shoulder and kicked it REALLY hard- these things only work in the movies. At this point I started to realize the lack of air- no window!!! I moved the castle tent, took the rolled up towel out of the little garage vent at the bottom of the wall and lay on the floor right in front of it and let the cool air (alright, somewhat cool air) calm me down. I then heard Trixie scratching and crying at the door trying to get in- I guess she decided not to disappoint me again like she did when I fell in the kitchen over the open drawer and couldn't get up (another one of those things that only happen to me) and told her to go get Lynn like Lassie would have- she just licked my face that time! I told her to go lay down and she finally gave up. As I lay on the floor I began wonder how long before Lynn would be home to rescue me- of course he had to go to San Diego today to look at a job so I figured by 8 at the latest. Then I began to worry that the girls would worry if they couldn't get ahold of me- then I realized maybe if they were worried they would come looking and I'd get rescued sooner! Then I thought- what if Lynn got in an accident coming home and they didn't know I was missing for days??? You know those poor people who die and no one finds them for weeks or even misses them? Okay, maybe I was getting a little worked up again but suddenly that little garage vent wasn't letting in much air. Then.....I heard what I prayed was Lynn's truck pulling in the driveway! I heard the door close and the back door open and Lynn's voice yell "Hello?" I pounded on the playroom door and as it opened there stood my knight in shining armour with a little grin on his face and he simply asked "Exactly how long have you been locked in here?" It turned out to be 6:45 so about a hour and a half!!!

Of course Whit had started to worry when I didn't answer the phone and so did Mandy so they started to call around and Lynn assured them he would be home in 20 minutes or so and he was sure I was probably just in the shower and didn't realize my phone was off. So all's well that ends well- at least I know If I go missing my family will worry! And best of all, sweet Emma called to see if I was okay. She said that it sounded "very, very, very, VERY scary" and she wanted to know how I got out. When I told her Grandpa rescued me and was my hero she said "Oh, I think my Grandpa is a SUPERHERO now!" So there is a darling little four year old out there that is pretty sure her Grandpa is amazing and if nothing else that made today okay! And let me know if you know anyone else who's ever been locked in a room in their own house for a hour and a half.....I thought not!!!

11 comments:

Mandy said...

Too scary....and a little funny! I was really stressed when you didn't answer the phone....that is very unlike a Kershaw! Emma was so worried! She will be a little stressed about playing in the playroom when we get there....IN 4 DAYS!!!!!

Cortney said...

susie- i am pretty sure i have the same disease you do of hurting myself and locking myself in or out of places. i really can sympathize. it does make me feel better about thinking matt was my hero for driving up in an ambulance to unlock our house.

Unknown said...

Oh my gosh...I am laughing so hard! I can't believe you fell in front of everyone at the rodeo...but you're right, everything does happen to you! I'm glad you're OK and that your knight in shining armor rescued you! And don't you think you deserve a break from having activities at your house since you just had a wedding and a new baby born? Geez! Take a break! Your life exhausts me!

Melissa and Chad said...

I am not going to say "It could happen to anyone."...no just you! That is too funny. I am glad you had a knight to save you! Maybe you all should change that door handle? That would freak the grandkids out!

Ryan & Whitney said...

Its pretty sad that in the hour and a half that you weren't answering your phone that both me and Mandy were worried!! And, had Dad not been on his way home I either would have had Karen Adams go check on you or gotten in the car myself! I don't think you have to worry about no one noticing for days!!

Nicole said...

I locked myself and my brand new baby girl in my parents' garage one WINTER while I was visiting. Wouldn't you know I still had a key to their house on my key chain-in my suitcase, IN the house! Luckily I did have my cell phone. We waited by a space heater until someone came home.

lacey said...

I retold this to my mom- we had a good laugh at your expense;)

Diane said...

Oh Susie....that's just too funny! Actually, I've worried about doing something like this myself when Bob's out of town....YIKES! Guess I'd better work on making some good friends out here. I'm sorry for laughing, but thinking about you laying on the floor trying to get air from under the door....that's just priceless!

Michael said...

What a good story. You should send it in to the makers of "Desperate Housewives." Maybe they'll consider it for one of their plots.

Michael said...

...or should I say "plots?"

Debbie Bond said...

All I can say is I would have gotten out of that door because I would have used all my weight to break it in!!! One and half hours!!!! I remember being in an elevator for that long (!!) and the time went by really slowing!! Only you sister dear could that have happended too!!!